roommate lagi.

I was browsing the internet and guess what..I discovered these..

20 cara buat roomates anda gila .

1.Setiap hari Jumaat, pack segala barang anda dan bagitau kat roommate anda nak balik kampung. Selepas sejam, balik ke bilik & terangkan bhw takde org kat rumah. Unpack segala brg anda & pegi tidor.

2. Setiap kali roommate anda balik, jerit sekuat hati” horee…kau dah balik”. Lepas tu menari dlm 5 minit. Lepas tu, tenung jam lama2 dan tanya dia “Sepatutnya kau dah blah dah skrg”

3. Buat2 terjaga pd tengah malam, jerit kuat2 ” Tolong, aku kt mana ni??” dan lari keliling bilik tu. Kalau bilik kecil, cukuplah sekadar melompat 2-3 kali. Kemudian, sambung tidor. Esoknya, kalo dia tanya, pura2 tak tahu apa yg dia cakap.

4. Ambil marker, buat bulatan kecil kat lengan anda. Besarkan bulatan tu setiap hari sambil berkata “Dah merebak… dah merebak!”

5. Beli pokok bonsai. Bercakap & tidor dengan pokok tu setiap hari. Selepas seminggu, bertengkar dgn pokok tu dan cakap “Aku tak boleh hidup sebilik dengan kau lagi!” sambil keluar & menghempaskan pintu bilik dgn kuat…Buang pokok tu tapi biarkan pasu kat situ.

6. Beli pisau banyak-banyak. Tajamkan setiap malam sambil merenung roommate anda sambil berkata “Tak lama lagi…tak lama lagi…”

7. Duduk didepan papan chess dua-tiga jam tanpa buat apa2 atau cakap apa2. Lepas tu bangun secara tiba2 sambil berkata, “Siot betul, kalah lagi!”

8. Setiap kali roommate balik, tutup lampu dan tidor. lepas dia keluar, bangun dan menjerit dgn kuat “Horee…!”. bukak lampu semula.

9. Pakai topi kertas. Bila dia balik, cakap “Selamat Datang ke McDonald. Boleh saya ambil pesanan anda…” Lepas tu buat muka bodoh, sambil berkata “Eh, kau rupanya…”

10. Kata kat roommate “Ada pesanan penting untuk kau”. Lepas tu buat2 pengsan. Lepas 2-3 jam, bangun dan cakap yagn anda dah lupa pesanan tu. Kemudian, cakap “Eh…aku dah ingat”. Lepas tu pengsan balik.

11. Bila roommate anda balik, berpura2 tengah telefon. Caci maki dan menjerit dengan kuat kat telefon tu. Lepas tu letak telefon dan cakap kat roommate bhw yg telefon tadi adalah mak dia. Cakap mak dia akan telefon balik.

12. Kalau roommate suka gosok gigi kat sinki, perhatikan sampai habis. Lepas dia habis, cakap dengan dia bhw anda kena ajar dia cara mengosok gigi dengan betul.

13. Edarkan risalah ke kawasan kedai/rumah kedai berdekatan rumah/kampus. Dalam risalah tu, nyatakan bahawa roommate anda hilang. Letak sekali gambar dia dlm risalah tu. Tawarkan hadiah kepada sesiapa yg menjumpai roommate anda.

14. Bila roommate anda tutup lampu pd sebelah malam, nyanyi lagu opera sekuat hati. Bila dia buka balik lampu, buat2 muka bodoh dan confused.

15. Duduk & renung roommate dlm 2-3 jam. Kalau boleh, bawa member2 sekali sambil makan kacang & popcorn. Buat macam tengah tengok wayang.

16. Masa roommate tiada, ambil deodoran dan sapukan pada seluruh dinding bilik. Bila dia balik, puji bahawa bilik berbau wangi. Lakukan selalu sampai deodoran tu habis.

17. Kalau roommate ada binatang peliharaan, spt kucing, offer utk beri makan kpd binatang tsbt. Cepat2 keluarkan botol gam atau minyak rambut sebelum dia beri persetujuan kpd kau.

18. Pegang & gosok-gosok rambut roommate anda sambil berkata “Rambut kau hitam, lurus dan berkilat la…Macam teknik rebonding…”. Sekali-sekala buat masa dia tengah tidur.

19. Mase roommate tido, bungkus dia macam kafan mayat (siap ikat), pastu panggil member dlm 10 bace yasin ramai2. bile rumet jage pakat2 buat x nmpk ape2.

20. Sebelum roommate balik dari kelas, bungkus diri sendiri macam kafan (siap ikat jugak) pastu baring senyap-senyap atas katil dia. Mesti dia terkujat sampai pengsan bila masuk bilik tengok2 ada mayat

Ok.Rasa macam nak try.:P..bye..

it's Kedah again.

2010 version.

Dear god,one week isn't enough for me at all.I need more weeks for my midsem break and I'm very sure all my friends will have the same thought.Already closed the curtain of 2009 with a lot of precious nostalgia left behind and i really hope 2010 will serve me with lot more happiness, lucks and good memories.While everybody was talking about their new resolutions,determinations, dreams and etc,i didn't miss out on having my very own resolutions.Hahaha.How Surprising.i never ever had these sort of resolutions for previous new years but this year,I'm gonna make it slightly different.I will just let those resolutions dangling in my head instead of telling everybody so that if they aren't achievable,only i know.yeah,serves u right then!full stop.

with a happy face cuz mcm ade resolution this year.

When you look me in the eyes,tell me if u can see my great intensity!

stok geli2 plus 1 of reso u dwnload more horror muvees.

nothing much to write.

Well, it seems like i haven't update my blog for ages.Already in my home and kinda busy with those housechores(hahahaha),business,my little nashriq and telly programs(of course CSI and Supernatural).So i was sort of away from my lappie and my little sisters really took this chance to dominate my lappie so that they could play games and ect.And and and,talking about my allowance,argh!i had spent the whole amounts.Rm8.30 was the only ringgit and sen left in my Bank Islam's account,i guess.I really need to work on my financial and budget settings.i'll proceed later.bye.

my lil nash:P

they're mischievous!

fav tv programme!

suatu petang bersama mereka.

Petang yang sangat mendamaikan.Bak kata Ainil,wind2 bertiup dengan sepoi2 bahasa.Lately cuaca sangat panas macam kalau pakai sunblock spf 30 + + + + pun uv masih boleh tembus ke dalam liang roma muka. Nasib baik petang tu cuaca terlampau berpihak pada kami.Berbekal kan payung hitam,sony ericson pink,digital camera yang tak berapa nak digital dan duit sebanyak rm 4.10 (semua kering sebab allowance tak masuk lagi aww) misi diteruskan dan berjaya dilaksanakan jugak.Macam tumbuhan2 dan pokok2-an menjadi victims kami.Pokok2 yang ada digunakan sehabis baek macam kalau pokok2 tu semua boleh cakap mesti dia akan cakap 'turun2 dari badan ak,sakit'.hahaha.mane tak nye semua badan berat2 macam kalau duduk lama2 boleh tumbang pokok2 tu.Mule2 kami berlima je tapi kebetulan pulak mrs.A bukan nama sebenar muncul so kami mintak la tolong dia menjayakan misi kami.

mission accomplished:

aksi panjat-memanjat dah bermula.climb til u drop!

 

aww!!semua pics syok sendiri:P

there goes gambar mereka:)

 

 

they're good actors.credits for them:)

overwhelmed.

My first law test is just around the corner.thnx god it was postponed to next week,at least I have time to work on it.I did read some but it was so hard for me to memorize all those facts and acts.Omg!what's wrong with my little brain!perhaps like wina said,in part 3 our momentum will be plunging drastically compare to part 1 and part 2.(ok fine,i'm not doing comparison like i did in bel332 or compare and contrast for EST).Oh come on ieqa,please don't blame on the momentum or whatsoever.lame reasons blablabla.just put the blame on yourself.Ok,i admit.I was so addicted and got hooked on myspace,youtube,facebook and last but not least..pirate bay.of course i used it to download horror movies.omg-i-love-horror-movies.i don't give a shit on what people gonna say about me but i just love it.Ok,just get straight to the point,maybe i should give a rest to my lappie.imagine la,i didn't shut it down since last week..When i went to classes,i just left my lappie in standby mode.so pathetic and 'it' must be so pissed off with me.Indeed i was overwhelmed with a feeling of homesickness.hahaha gotcha!maybe people around me unable to notice it at all but deepest in my heart,i confess that 'yes,i was homesick'.i just want to go home,spend my tyme with my little nashriq and of course with my big dean:P.I haven't buy the ticket yet because i don't think the tickets will be sold out but if in case(just in case cuz i strongly believe that tickets won't be sold out..cehcehceh sok ayt debate:P) i'll find other alternatives.:P.so by this week i need to focus and study for my law test..:).full stop.

p/s:guys, you should watch grotesque:P

:P i will eat you.

Tanjung dawai's day out.

some random pictures of us:

frenzy!

lone~ranger:P

vain~

macam sok ANTM season 20:P

kanak-kanak i'm yours.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErMWX--UJZ4